Ugh.
I’ve got a bad case of Seasonal Unsexy Disorder. Here are some symptoms in case you fear you may also be affected:
1. Inability to wake up more than twenty minutes before you have to leave for work.
2. Inability to work out.
3. Pouring orange juice on your Multigrain Cheerios.
4. Desire to eat a candy bar at 11 A.M.
5. Meals consisting of take out and vending machine purchases.
6. Ability to drink an entire bottle of wine without getting up.
7. Willingness to sit through inane television programming. (How else do you explain Jersey Shore’s popularity?)
8. Desire to crawl into bed at eight o’clock at night.
If you have one or more of these symptoms, you may want to have a friend kick you in the butt.
What Seasonal Unsexy Disorder symptoms do you suffer from?
Wow. I just finished eating a handful of M&Ms at 11 am while I read this. You’re so right. So right.
I would add to this- not wanting to put gym clothes on because I feel fat in them.
Desire to change into pajamas every night at 6 p.m.
Agreed.
I’d like to suggest the following amendments to the list:
-Inability to fold laundry after washing, thereby having it sit in a clump in your laundry basket for weeks on end, wrinkling beyond what is reasonable to wear to work.
-Dry cleaning: forget it.
-Always wearing pants because the prospect of hand washing tights or stockings is too energy intensive to bear.
I agree HP — I definitely have found myself within my load of laundry – at least it’s warm…
Great list! Totally agreed on wearing pants more often. Also, wearing snow boots and not bothering to change into heels at the office. But my really big one is………
****Unwillingness to shave legs unless CERTAIN to be getting lucky that same night.*****