1.) Haircuts that look good on Jennifer Hudson but make you look like Rod Stewart.
2.) The mirror in front of the treadmill at the gym.
3.) Eating the entire Chipotle burrito when you swore you would only eat half.
4.) All the pages of Vogue Magazine
5.) Working seventy hours a week without overtime and realizing Miley Cyrus made $18 million last year.
6.) Not thinking of the clever thing to say until after he walks away.
7.) The nagging feeling that says you still need your parents’ approval.
8.) Falling hard for him only to learn Disney gave you an unrealistic notion of what love would be like.
9.) Knowing as much as you hate your body, this is likely the best it will ever be.
12.) Karaoke + Alcohol
13.) Leaving awkwardly worded messages on his voicemail, Facebook wall, or Twitter feed.
14.) Walking into the glass wall of the Apple Store.
15.) Not getting the punch line to the cute guy’s joke until after he’s walked away.
16.) Credit Cards Limits
17.) Thinking your boyfriend’s friends are cuter than he is.
19.) Waiting for the guy from Match.com to wink back at you.
20.) Your favorite pair of shoes that are deforming your feet, but you refuse to give up wearing.
22.) When finally he calls you back and you can’t get the right words out.
23.) Watching an entire season of Sex and the City after a bad date.
24.) Bad dates.
25.) Worse sex.